Jokes For All to Enjoy

As i was walking to Saint I'ves
I met a man with seven wives
Each wife had seven sacks
Each sack had seven cats
Each cat had seven kits

Kits, Cats, Sacks Wives, How many were going to Saint Ives

Hmmmm.........

when u where on ur way to Saint Ives
and saw the man with seven wives
where they headed the same way
or did u just see them for that day
otherwise it would seem true
that those going to Saint Ives would be just u

you knew the answer and repplied in another riddle
you are weird
im kidding
welcome to the smart group

hahaha! thanks.

ok
anybody wants to come up with riddles??

im green not blue
never sad that's true
peace is how i come
but for some reason they always run...

is it earth day??
nobody wants to do earth day
so they run from it
am i right>?>?

rose are red
and sometimes they are throny
when im not with you
i get really............................. corny shame on you i know what you were thinking off xD

Okay those are pretty good but i got one.

Whats a word that can be wrote forward,backwards,or upside down and still can be read left from right.

Pure Mirage wrote:

is it earth day??
nobody wants to do earth day
so they run from it
am i right>?>?

no...

O_O

thats pathetic.

what i do?!?!?!

I dont know.

hmmm ok?

I hate you.Don't take that seriously.

and i should care why?

(audience laughs)

Cause people that i hate.DIE

but im still here


(audience laughs)

not sure about 42 something like that?

ok this is not the funny business
back to jokes
please dont post in this forum unless you got something funny to say
that is wht this forum is all about

now here is a joke i've heard about

In the Hospital the relatives gathered in the waiting room,
where their family member lay gravely ill.
Finally, the doctor came in looking tired and somber.

"I'm afraid I'm the bearer of bad news," he said,
as he surveyed the worried faces.
"The only hope left for your loved one at this time
is a brain transplant. It's an experimental procedure,
semi-risky and you will have to pay for the brain yourselves.

The family members sat silent as they absorbed the news.
After a great length of time, someone asked,
"Well, how much does a brain cost?"

The doctor quickly responded,
$5,000 for a male brain,
and $1,000 for a female brain."

The moment turned awkward.
Men in the room tried not to smile,
avoiding eye contact with the women,
but some actually smirked.
A man, unable to control his curiosity,
blurted out the question everyone wanted to ask,
"Why is the male brain so much more?"

The doctor smiled at the childish innocence
and so to the entire group said,
"It's just standard pricing procedure.


We have to mark down the price of the female brains,
because they've been used!"

ummm wtf i dont get it

Pure Chaos wrote:

ummm wtf i dont get it

dont post here
geez
just tell me if you get it or dont the next time you meet me
and tell me if i did good or not
also dosent anybody got any jokes

I'm king of the jokes

Sorry! THAT was so funny that i'm trying not to laugh out loud in front of my parent!

*calm down*

okay, i've calm down...