King of the Hill!!!

alright here is the fules
1. u can not be god.
2. there is only one hill
3. no time traveling
4. u can not stop time
5. have fun
6. keep everything in a pg-13 range
7. have fun

alright u read teh rules now lets play the game.

i will start.
i clam this hill.

*does ong range shot* HAHA ITS MY HILL NOW!

i douge your bullet. then i kick u off my hill.

*pushes him off the hill* ITS MINE NOW MUWAHAHAHAHA *cough cough*

i make a moss pit and then i run up the hill and throw u into the moss pit
now u r stuck.

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*metal claws come out my hands climbs out the pit* XD hahahaha lol *stabs you in the back and throws off hill*

Shot you both of the hill.My hill.

heals my wounds. ah.thats better.
how lets see.
i throw u into a cannon then i am it at the moss pit and i shot u in it.
now u r deeply in it stuck.
my hill

let me see i sent ninjas to attack while being distracted i push you into a cannon and shoot you to a un distructible cage in the sky. MY HILL!

lucky i got the powers of the kain off of soul rever.
then i use my powers to change the world to the sul reaver world then i go through the bars then change the world back to normal. then i use the soul vlade to suck your soul out and now you are my servent.

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I get a monkey to throw poo at you.Your so disgusted by the smell you go home and take a bath.


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gets out rocket launcher and fires it to everyone in sight: MUWAHAHAHAHAHA MY HILL!!!

Dodges the rocket then hits him in the balls with a baseball bat.MY HILL FAG.

rolls down the hill and snipes him from the back: MY HILL LOSER

Uses Chuck Norris as A SHIELD runs up and and dynamic entry Chaos in the face and then stabs Flame in the face with a Old Jelly filled doughnut.

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is sent flying off the hill come back out of no where and hit both of them with a godly hammer and sends them flying to the nearst town. "home run baby"

Teleports back to Chaos and slices his legs off with a garbage can lid.Throws Mr Herbert on Flame.

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regenerates legs comes back while riding a ice made bridge and throws ice grandes on the hill makes the hill frozen solid making the hill slippery making him slide off: HAHAHA MY HILL!

Gets a ice pick and starts hacking ice off the hill.Grabs a piece of ice throws it like a kunai and cuts his nose off.MY HILL

Gets a ice pick and starts hacking ice off the hill.Grabs a piece of ice throws it like a kunai and cuts his nose off.MY HILL

i push u off the hill
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come back and use a gun lance laser knocking them off my hill

i stick a q-tip up your nose and rip your brain out.
MY HILL

i get death to kill you both.

my hill forever.
ha bet that.

Lucifer brings me back from hell than i send Belpheghor to bite off your head.

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