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PostSubject: Re: Jokes For All to Enjoy   Sat May 09, 2009 12:17 pm

I dont think anyone does dude.You just say them and well guess.
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes For All to Enjoy   Mon May 11, 2009 7:03 am

yup
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes For All to Enjoy   Mon May 11, 2009 7:10 am

Exactly
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes For All to Enjoy   Tue May 12, 2009 6:47 am

what did the chicken say when it layed a sqaure egg?
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes For All to Enjoy   Tue May 12, 2009 6:48 am

Egg Salad.
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes For All to Enjoy   Wed May 13, 2009 6:54 am

owie XD
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes For All to Enjoy   Wed May 13, 2009 6:55 am

Isnt that it.
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes For All to Enjoy   Wed May 13, 2009 9:09 am

yup
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes For All to Enjoy   Wed May 13, 2009 10:13 am

yah. cheers alien
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes For All to Enjoy   Mon May 18, 2009 2:20 pm

boooooo
get off the stage Very Happy


here's mine that i found too. Wink

Glad to be drunk

A completely inebriated man was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb and one foot in the gutter. A cop pulled up and said, "I've got to take you in, pal. You're obviously drunk."

Our wasted friend asked, "Officer, are ya absolutely sure I'm drunk?"

"Yeah, buddy, I'm sure," said the copper. "Let's go."

Breathing a sigh of relief, the wino said, "Thank goodness, I thought I was crippled."
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes For All to Enjoy   Mon May 18, 2009 2:26 pm

here's another
these were too funny to resist not laughing Very Happy

Blonde paint job

A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do.

"Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?"
The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?"
The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch."

A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.
"You're finished already?" he asked. "Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats. "Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50. "And by the way," the blonde added, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes For All to Enjoy   Mon May 18, 2009 3:14 pm

i think i caught up with my telling of jokes. Im sorry i was a week late but here is another one for you to enjoy Very Happy

A Really Bad Day

There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour.

Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man cry."

"No, it's not that. This day is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I go late to my office. My boss, outrageous, fires me. When I leave the building, to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police said that they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home, and when I leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab driver just drives away."

"I go home, and when I get there, I find my wife in bed with the gardener. I leave home, and come to this bar. And just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison."
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes For All to Enjoy   Tue May 19, 2009 7:53 am

Funny man.
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes For All to Enjoy   Wed May 27, 2009 11:16 am

Nice jokes everyone. But you have to do better than that to make me laugh hard.

-laughs adn snorts- Shocked
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes For All to Enjoy   Sat Jun 20, 2009 8:05 pm

are you sure sensei
if i get any funnier i might put people in coma's

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PostSubject: Re: Jokes For All to Enjoy   Mon Jun 22, 2009 6:44 am

I don't care!! I might be a BUMP in a log in a BUMPer. make it funnier. D:<
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