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PostSubject: Jokes For All to Enjoy   Fri Mar 06, 2009 9:56 am

As i was walking to Saint I'ves
I met a man with seven wives
Each wife had seven sacks
Each sack had seven cats
Each cat had seven kits

Kits, Cats, Sacks Wives, How many were going to Saint Ives


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PostSubject: Re: Jokes For All to Enjoy   Sat Mar 21, 2009 11:57 am

Hmmmm......... cyclops
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes For All to Enjoy   Sat Mar 28, 2009 8:38 pm

when u where on ur way to Saint Ives
and saw the man with seven wives
where they headed the same way
or did u just see them for that day
otherwise it would seem true
that those going to Saint Ives would be just u
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes For All to Enjoy   Mon Mar 30, 2009 6:42 am

Shocked you knew the answer and repplied in another riddle
you are weird Suspect
im kidding
welcome to the smart group
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes For All to Enjoy   Mon Mar 30, 2009 7:56 pm

hahaha! thanks.
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes For All to Enjoy   Mon Apr 20, 2009 11:38 am

ok
anybody wants to come up with riddles??
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PostSubject: what am i?   Tue Apr 21, 2009 7:16 am

im green not blue
never sad that's true
peace is how i come
but for some reason they always run...
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes For All to Enjoy   Thu Apr 23, 2009 7:00 am

is it earth day??
nobody wants to do earth day
so they run from it
am i right>?>?
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes For All to Enjoy   Thu Apr 23, 2009 9:54 am

rose are red
and sometimes they are throny
when im not with you
i get really............................. corny shame on you i know what you were thinking off xD
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes For All to Enjoy   Thu Apr 23, 2009 1:00 pm

Okay those are pretty good but i got one.

Whats a word that can be wrote forward,backwards,or upside down and still can be read left from right.
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes For All to Enjoy   Mon Apr 27, 2009 1:46 pm

Pure Mirage wrote:
is it earth day??
nobody wants to do earth day
so they run from it
am i right>?>?
no...
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes For All to Enjoy   Tue Apr 28, 2009 6:42 am

O_O
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes For All to Enjoy   Tue Apr 28, 2009 6:48 am

thats pathetic.
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes For All to Enjoy   Tue Apr 28, 2009 11:36 am

what i do?!?!?!
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes For All to Enjoy   Wed Apr 29, 2009 6:49 am

I dont know.
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes For All to Enjoy   Wed Apr 29, 2009 6:51 am

hmmm ok?
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes For All to Enjoy   Wed Apr 29, 2009 6:52 am

I hate you.Don't take that seriously.
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes For All to Enjoy   Wed Apr 29, 2009 9:58 am

and i should care why?

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PostSubject: Re: Jokes For All to Enjoy   Mon May 04, 2009 11:40 am

Cause people that i hate.DIE
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes For All to Enjoy   Wed May 06, 2009 6:35 am

but im still here


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PostSubject: Re: Jokes For All to Enjoy   Wed May 06, 2009 11:19 am

not sure about 42 something like that?
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes For All to Enjoy   Thu May 07, 2009 6:40 am

ok this is not the funny business
back to jokes
please dont post in this forum unless you got something funny to say
that is wht this forum is all about

now here is a joke i've heard about

In the Hospital the relatives gathered in the waiting room,
where their family member lay gravely ill.
Finally, the doctor came in looking tired and somber.

"I'm afraid I'm the bearer of bad news," he said,
as he surveyed the worried faces.
"The only hope left for your loved one at this time
is a brain transplant. It's an experimental procedure,
semi-risky and you will have to pay for the brain yourselves.

The family members sat silent as they absorbed the news.
After a great length of time, someone asked,
"Well, how much does a brain cost?"

The doctor quickly responded,
$5,000 for a male brain,
and $1,000 for a female brain."

The moment turned awkward.
Men in the room tried not to smile,
avoiding eye contact with the women,
but some actually smirked.
A man, unable to control his curiosity,
blurted out the question everyone wanted to ask,
"Why is the male brain so much more?"

The doctor smiled at the childish innocence
and so to the entire group said,
"It's just standard pricing procedure.


We have to mark down the price of the female brains,
because they've been used!"
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes For All to Enjoy   Thu May 07, 2009 6:44 am

ummm wtf i dont get it
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes For All to Enjoy   Thu May 07, 2009 6:52 am

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ummm wtf i dont get it
dont post here
geez Suspect
just tell me if you get it or dont the next time you meet me
and tell me if i did good or not Cool
also dosent anybody got any jokes
confused
I'm king of the jokes king
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes For All to Enjoy   Sat May 09, 2009 8:53 am

lol! Sorry! THAT was so funny that i'm trying not to laugh out loud in front of my parent!

*calm down*

okay, i've calm down... lol!
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